Author Archives: Simon

About Simon

Simon Houghton creator of The Bloke Show started life as a baby, going on to become a boy and then a man, at which time he became an actor. As time passed he went on to be a director, later still he became a sales guy, then a business owner. Most recently he regressed and became a writer. Then a driver, then an actor again. Decisiveness is not one of his strong suits.

My monthly indulgence

Posted on April 21, 2011 by Simon

To the three missing ladies : a hot song xxx . Go Adele. Which reminds me of how much I resent this economy … in matters of love… timing is crucial.

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My despondency level hasn’t been so high since Andrew, who has always been impulsive, decided to marry that trollop Ferguson or when the extremely rare George IV coronation mug (value: at least £3500) failed to raise a single bid at … Continue reading →

Posted on April 20, 2011 by Simon | 1 Comment

Progress… they just are

Posted on April 12, 2011 by Simon

The Bloke Show Update For weeks now I have been writing in a rather disquieting/disquieted voice. Its not my voice entirely , although there must be a large chunk of me in it. One of my best mates Dave Feeney … Continue reading →

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Still missing mine. I’ve gotta say there’s hell to pay for ’em- but they’re so worth it.

Posted on April 12, 2011 by Simon | Leave a comment

The trouble with Facebook is you Pt 3

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Simon

This post is a continuation of – The trouble with Facebook is you Parts 1 and 2 There’s nothing wrong with Facebook, I’ve got nothing against FB or Mark Zuckerberg personally or anything, I don’t even know the bloke. But … Continue reading →

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